Me: No, I'm a Northerner, we're not all from London, you stupid Yank!
Northeners are very down to earth people, they try hard and alway give a good days work. Coming from one of the poorest parts of England does not stop them from being lovely and considerate.
Most often than not it is southeners that insult northeners. This is due to the North South Divide. To be fair Northeners have a porr view on southeners. It is all fair.
Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.
Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.
Northern England, Why live any where else?
I'm a northerner. Don't rage.
"I'd rather lick my own Arse hole"
"Ayup Youth, wanna come down t' pub to get pissed we me? Got 10 quid but it'll be right innit.
I'm a northerner.
In conclusion, northerners should be kept in caged enclosures, and remain incarcerated until they fully grasp the English language.
James: You're a Northerner?
Dave: Erm... yes... *sighs*
James: You know where the door is.
Someone who can't stand southern accents, but have obviously never had to listen to themselves talk.
Someone who is incredibly rude, obnoxious, and just mean at times.
Someone who thinks that they're better than you if you were born south of the Mason/Dixie line.
Someone who drinks their tea hot and unsweetened. (EWW!!)
Southerner: Yep yep. Great dey fer huuntin faggots.