People who attend or graduated from Notre Dame are relatively easy to spot. Just look for the rich pale white guy or girl giving a lecture on why abortion is a sin and why Jew's aren't human interspersed with references about "the greatest college football team of all time" and why University of Michigan sucks just because they say so. Remember, what they say goes. They then end their speech with a tone-deaf version of the Notre Dame Fight song and then run to church to ask God for forgiveness for accidentally holding the door open for a Muslim at their golf club a few hours earlier.
University of Iowa student: That's pretty cool, our wrestling team just won it's 23rd national title
Duke University student: Yeah, we just won another basketball championship.
USC student: We won the third Water Polo championship in a row.
Notre Dame University student: Well, we have one of the best overall football records in college history.
All: Dude, fuck off. For the last time, we don't care how successful you're football team USED to be, you're still a fag.
Notre Dame student: I don't care if everybody hates me, as long as I have a football record to brag about!
Duke student: Oh, by the way, Rudy wasn't even that good of a movie.
Notre Dame student: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!(Starts crying and running away)