The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Doul's actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.
Jimmy drank 100 O'Doul's and was hospitalized for a water overdose...completely sober.
One screams "O'Douls!" when family members or relatives say sexually inappropiate comments to each other. This stems from the joke, "Going down on your cousin is like drinking O'Douls. It tastes the same but you know something ain't right."
When a male cousin says to his attractive female cousin, "Oh, I'll give you a pearl necklace." One's response should be "O'Douls!!!"