away party for college, Grandma Byers
offered to pray for him. Everyone
thought that would be a nice idea, so she began: "Dear Lord, please help Stephen
as he goes
to college. Particularly help
him with his anger problems, as we all know he starts fights, and hardly
ever wins. Don't let him get beat up again. And please keep
in check. Don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-A-S referring to white people he doesn't like, and don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-E-R-S, for that always gets him in trouble, like it did when he used it last week..."
was cut off by an angry Stephen
lunging at her. "That old lying cunt doesn't know what she's talking about!!!!! Get that OLC away from me! She's not even my grandma! Who is she, anyway?"