Eric: Darlin I love it when you act like such an Ol' bitch
Kelly: I love that your an inside dawg has a face like an Italian woman's vag.
Eric: I knew it, you muffy luvin wanna be.
Kelly: I'm not a lesbian fartlick
Eric: Make me a sandwich woman, and tell the computer man he can't fix shit, it still doesn't say he's a chode for not just talking to us both about it. Muffy called and said it's time for your close-up, and I'm the man. The 9/10's of the law is, I'm loving you the right way.
Kelly: Got me on that one.