Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy
Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"
Otter Pops come in six flavors, each named after a different character:
* Louie-Bloo Raspberry
* Strawberry Short Kook
* Sir Isaac Lime
* Poncho Punch (originally Rip Van Lemon until the1970s)
* Alexander the Grape
* Little Orphan Orange
- I cannot! For my prostrate is acting up and I need to otter pop it a few more times.