person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
I hate you guys.
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
Marcus: Bro, I have class in less than 8 hours. Stop owling.