1) How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.
2) Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.
3) How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.
4) Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.
5) Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
6) What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
7) How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.
guy 2: oh leave them alone, they are pakis after all, they wont cause any harm, will they???
to be continued...
Pakistani: Why thank you!
Calling a Paki a Paki can result in imprisonment and/or death.
They are widely distributed throughout the UK, and most parts of Europe, have around 6 children per swarm, walk around in their pajamas and live off the tax payer. Most refuse to learn English and own corner shops, when entering a Corner Shop note how they speak their own language... They are most likely talking about you.
They get away with almost everything for example:
Paki: ME no mean to work whilst on benefits, me no understand English rule.
Judge: Case dismissed.
It is important that you do not mistake an Indian for a Paki, as Indians find it offensive - Wouldn't you be offended if you was being called the same thing as these degenerate beings?
It is ILLEGAL for a working, tax paying British man who was born here to call someone a Paki, but is LEGAL, for a Paki to be racist towards a working, tax paying British man.
This word is usually taken as an offence by muslims, although users of the word mean no harm, they just use the word to save shouting Pakistani and to save breath.
(2): "You bloody paki!"
(3): "Have you seen that Pakistani over there?"
(4): "Have you seen that Paki over there?"
Paki is a racist term used since the 60s to offend anyone south asian. It can be viewed to be as bad as the n-word, and you wouldn't use that, would you?
I'm Sri Lankan and if someone called me this word, I would find it so offensive, I'd probably cry. And I don't cry a lot.
Guys? Don't be racist. We're all humans, we're all the same on the inside, so focus your hate on the things that deserve it, like murder and child abuse.
NB: please don't do the "but if Pakistani people call each other "paki", why can't we say it?" It's not the same. Black guys call each other the n-word. Does that make it okay for other people to use it on them?
"You're an idiot.
-- Yob who got straight Us at GCSE.
"Fucking Paki shopkeeper!"
-- Yob who buys designer trainers with shopkeeper's taxes.
"Go back to your own country, Paki!"
-- Yob who needs South Asian immigrants to sustain Britain's infrastructure while white people go to uni to study things like Art Design and French.