In the midst of a ferocious blow job, the male member can spontaneously wang to one side and out of alignment
with the oral oriface. This is problematic since, through simple physical mechanisms, the most
common destination of the wanging willy is the concavity of the blow job giver's eye socket. The result is almost universally a black eye. Panda Eyes are achieved
when the owner
of the wanging willy deliberately wangs towards the other
eye socket in a quest for bilateral symmetry!
- to pandarise
saved on eye makeup after persuading the local butcher to give her Panda Eyes.
Alice: Go easy on my mouth!
Bob: Take it... take it
Alice: Ow... my eye!
Bob: Yeehaw.. ooo yeah
Alice: Oh nooo, my other eye!
Bob: That's right baby
Upon her return home from the local alcoholics
anonymous group, Sybil was taken aside
by Percival and pandarised.