Term used to describe an unattractive, overweight, peevish female who wears her convertible cargo pants
in the camel toe fashion
on a daily basis. Combination of the words Pangaea
and vagina usually
in reference, though not exclusively, to a woman who wears her GPS on a belt clip even when she's just going to the supermarket.
While strolling along
the edge of the Grand Canyon, she became alarmed
as a team of mules, being confused
by the sheer size of the crevasse between
her legs, proceeded to descend into the depths of her pangina.