- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income
- Almost always ridiculously smart
- Might own a motel
Indian 2: Yeah, those people are nasty - living in those roach motels and proud of their ignorance.
Are you kidding I had a Patel I worked for free today
"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"