(adj. & n.) Name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
Marie signed into Facebook
only to come across her pelvister
friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update
: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac
from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet
from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit
or unfriend from Facebook.