Phtholognyrrh - Take the phth from phthisic for the T, olo from colonel for the ur, the gn from gnat for the n, and yrrh from myrrh for the er. That's Turner.
"He is, like, SUCH a phtholognyrrh. It's like, not even funny!"
"Like, omigod! I was, like, just thinking the same, like, thing!"