To believe anything you are told when it comes to chatting up a member of the opposite sex. 'Plapperts' are stupid, oblivious and will do whatever you tell them
to. They think they are talking
dirty but really
they're just talking
a load of funny shit and it gives everyone around them
'I dream of shaving you head, eyebrows included, so i can redraw some features with
a permanent marker to make
you the perfect woman. this is often the dream i have
before i wake up in my own piss.'
'Do you want me to talk dirty? Yes or no.'
'Okay. I want you to make
me purr with
excitement, for Roberta, for Peter and for Phyllis, for i am the embodiment
of the railway children and subsequently i do like a good
'He's such a Plappert