Pluto the planet as it is known to many, was discovered in 1930 recognized as the 9th planet in our Solar System. Many are sad at it's demotion to a minor planet, and being given the number 134340. Mobs of School children have protested to no avail.
Whilst Astronomers have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet, its dwarfed version for those that have a dislike of numbers, regard it as a jumbled acronym, Plotu.
When Pluto failed to dominate its orbit around the Sun it became a small icy world. Originally named after an underworld god, Pluto became Plotu its dyslexic cousin, vastly misunderstood and shunned.
"Mommy why is Plotu so sad? Did his sister Pluto go away cuz it's too cold or what?"