Pluto the planet as it is known
, was discovered in 1930 recognized
as the 9th planet in our Solar System. Many
are sad at it's demotion
to a minor planet, and being given the number 134340. Mobs of School children
have protested to no avail.
Whilst Astronomers have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet, its dwarfed version for those that have a dislike
of numbers, regard it as a jumbled acronym, Plotu.
failed to dominate
its orbit around
the Sun it became a small icy world. Originally named after an underworld god, Pluto
its dyslexic cousin, vastly misunderstood and shunned.
"Mommy why is Plotu
so sad? Did his sister Pluto
go away cuz it's too cold or what?"