PETA has determined
that the term
"Sea Kittens" should be used to describe fish. The reasoning
is that this
will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. The problem here is that "Sea" implies
salt water. We need a comparable term
water fish. This term
is Pond Pussy. From now on, fresh
water fish are to be refered to as Pond Pussy.
I was driving to Panama City when my car broke down
in southern Alabama. It wasn't all bad though, I got to eat all the Alabama Pond Pussy
I could handle.