Pronounced "Poo Pro". Any individual that has an average defecation ratio of 1:3 clean poops (ones that require no more than 2 wipes) to regular poops (ones that require more than two wipes).
"Tim, would you hurry the hell up in there? I'm going to be late for the men's retreat."
"Alright, geez, just give me a minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."