Pronounced "Poo Pro". Any individual that
has an average
defecation ratio of 1:3 clean poops (ones that
require no more
than 2 wipes) to regular poops (ones that
than two wipes).
"Tim, would you hurry the hell up in there? I'm going
to be late for the men's retreat."
"Alright, geez, just give me a minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."