Girl #2. My vagina feels like I fell asleep on the railroad tracks spread eagle!
Girl #1. Sounds like you got Porter-ed! Lucky! lol!
Girl #2. How did you know????? lol!
Girl #1. Cause my ass feels like I was sitting on the space shuttle when it launched! lol!
Girl #2. We're dumb sluts! lol!
Girl #1. I know right! Let's get drunk and call him!
The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.
Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.