Someone equally fictitious as Santa and God, this alleged entity holds appeal for hicks, evangelists and pierced-teen fantasies (and all the while you were wondering what they have in common). Also alleged is that he is a fallen angel
, but sources can never tell how he fell, from where, and did he take any para-legal action immediately afterwards? In case he did, who was his lawyer? I'd want to avoid the lawyer who can't get anything better than hell in compensation.
At the Burger King,"Hi, my name is Prince Of Darkness, may i take your order, please?"