The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)
Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good
#funny #male #gross #queef #penis
автор: nickdckgibson 30 сентября 2014
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
#aroused #bicycle #women #seat #hot
автор: pony graph 12 ноября 2009
A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
#queef #quoaf #penis #vagina #flatulence
автор: chris leisure 9 декабря 2010
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
#quiff #pussyfart #vagina #fart #butt
автор: eastereggalex18 15 июня 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
#quiff #hair #swag #stupid #twat #ugly
автор: spurstildeath 5 января 2014
A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
#stupid #idiot #retard #nimrod #numbnuts #goof ball
автор: J4G 17 февраля 2011
noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
#creeper #old fogey #pedophile #kiddy fiddler #molester
автор: ApolloTloc 17 марта 2008
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