"Okay, why did seven eat nine?"
"Are you sure you're saying it right?"
"Uh, yeah??...Oh wait."
"Wow, I'm "RL" right now. That's hilarious."
RLs often attempt to inflict their own backwards real life values and customs onto others. They also have a tendancy to treat the Internet as if it were an alternative form of real life which is why they often get frustrated and upset because net.life and net.culture does not reflect what they ran away from in the real world.
See also 'Netter' and 'Webbie'