2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*
Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.
Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.
Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.
"That was random, LMFAO."
"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."