Matt: No the bastard just gunned all the vod and left...
Steven: Well who's going to pay the bar bill?
Matt: Good job I have his I Phone 4 for colateral.
Steven: Ah all is well then, shall we indulge in another bottle of Grey Goose?
Matt: Indeedyo, we shall chunder like it's the end of 1999.
A hybrid of the black rat (Rattus rattus) and some semblance of a human being, RatBoy gains his name through his ability to scurry up any old drain pipe with vigour, voluntariness and without remorse. RatBoy is a rare bread but yet distinctive if sighted in its natural habitat - namely dark corners of bars, clubs and supermarkets. A small beady, yet twinkle eyed creature that can sniff out its prey from vast distances. A smooth talker and schmoozer who's had the cognitive or emotional experience of guilt bred out of them.
Friend: "What a RatBoy!!"
Tyrell: Not bad man, it looks a bit thin but.
Matt ('Ratboy'):Thin like the ice your ass is on, why don't you make it a bit thicker like David's head.