That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend
that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker
cleansing her stink star
, he reaches for his Jack Juice
and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole
and proceeds to enter her balloon knot
ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter
. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe
, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.
Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?
Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper
last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter
as I was being a Bung Tounger
. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice
made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole
Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit
. You lucky bastard.