Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.
- Soulja Boy Tellem
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"