He is usually very weak compared to anyone named Brad or David and when attacked will retreat to the ground in a defensive position.
Habitat: In Texas with his asshole parents who stole him from his friends.
Religion: Worshiping or praying to Brad/David.
David: "Did you hear about that Retreeni?"
Christian: " Yeah his girlfriend is a sarcastic bitch."
2. (Noun) That girl is dating a Retreeni, poor Retreeni.