The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2
that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion
and Commando Perk
to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube
or someone smart enough to go behind them.
UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!
"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-
Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper