Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Also see: ugly and untalented
Rob fan #2: I know, right?!
Girl 2: That's Robert Pattinson. He dazzles me frequently.