If there is no porn of it, which is of course impossible, it invokes rule35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made.
Guy 2: Have some rule34. *shows porn*
Guy 1: Nooo, my childhood! *cry*
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!