A Russian Storm
Trooper can also be known as a "ZR" aka Zeke, and has absolutely nothing
to do with russia, russians, or anything related
to russia. A russian storm
trooper can be found
in it's natural habitat
asking around for food (commonly tacos) in a freshman class. Since the russian storm
trooper is nocturnal, the russian storm
trooper will naturally ask for food then fall asleep for the remainder
of the class.
Storm Trooper: Hey dude, can I have some
of your tacos?
Other Person: Sorry man, I didn't buy extra's.
Storm Trooper: Please man, I didn't eat breakfast yet and I'm starving!
Other Person: Dude, don't be such a Russian