The biggest piece of sh*t. Typically likes running
around on women and lying to them about
it. Likes having a stockpile of less
than attractive, issue ridden females to talk to him when he is all alone because
all friends have
abandoned him. Caution: A ryne will try to have
every female regardless of age, sexual orientation or personal hygiene.
answers phone: "Hello"Female
voice responds: "Hi this is Christi! Have you by chance seen or heard from Ryne? I miss him incredibly and I am having
Myself: "Well yes I have indeed Christi! He is regrettably either
at Stephanie's or at Ashley's. I am so sorry to inform you."