2. A staff of light, which is from the mmorpg runescape.
Its just about useless now because of the EoC update. It had a special attack that halved melee damage for 30 seconds.
2. Omg dun yoose the sol on my u nab
By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.