Pokemon Master: Bitch shut the fuck up before I get my slowpoke to use swag on your ass
(insert name): shit man I'm sorry
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
Swag has two meanings.
1. Illegally acquired goods.
2. to sway or sag. Like a Hanging Swag Lamp/light. Remember those horrible glass grape lights from the 60's at grandma's house? Those are a type of swag lights.
Pirates used it in old movies and books, which leads me to believe it only got popular because of losers who jumped on the shitty pirate bandwagon since PotC came out. The same goes for all of those other "new" and "cool" words/sayings; some douche bag copied it and pretended it was original. Come on people just look at TV, originality is dead and people are just ripping of works of those long dead, since the dead can't sue.
Back at their hideout, the pirates split the swag between them.
A Doucebag who wears his hat sideways, has torn up jeans, and you can see his ass because of how low those jeans are. and they blast lil Wayne in their cars. basically, that letter chart says it all.
"thanks! I know your Gay now! you DO learn something Everyday!"
It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Crystal: No, what?
Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?
Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.