Saltville is a little town located in the backwoods of Southwest Virginia, about as well known as Marion
and Chilhowie, unless you're heading up to Bristol
TN for the races and happen to pass
through. The favorite pastime
of the people there is cruising through the post office parking lot and making drug deals
in broad daylight. They
don't even have a Walmart but they
do have a Piggly Wiggly. Also referred to fondly as "Salt Vegas"
Girl 1: Hey, you want to go to Saltville, VA tonight?
Guy 1: What the fuck for?
Girl 2: Shit, I heard we could score some weed
for cheap. I know some
Guy 1: Everyone knows everyone in fucking SaltVegas