act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws
his penis from sexual
release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side
of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more
challenging feat to pull off, circles both
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty
Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."
"Last night I gave
your mother a Salty
Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"