1. An imaginary creature that’s existence
is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like
Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech
impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like
he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted
by the Spiderman song, between Sass
and Spiderman, Spidey
tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix
move. During the subsequent
the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.
2. A large animal that’s
often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.
1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"
2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'
KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk
Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch
're the same thing!"
Justin: "No they
aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally
kickass and he prefers Skittles!"
Sas: "Dude, I LOVE
Skittles! So what about