A species of melon native
to the tropical
highlands of the Colorado
peninsula. Legend has it that drinking
its juice will add 4 strokes to your game. Its origin is not completely known but it is believed to have been a crossbreed between a Japanese cucumber
and and a trans-European family
of poison ivy. Dangerous if consumed, the National Forrest Registration is offering a reward
to the first person
who can can pulverize and remove 100 of these invasive melons.
"I was hiking in the woods and I came
across a patch of Sayakas!"
"Did you eat one?"
"Yeah, but it tasted pretty bad."
"Dude, we have to get you to a hospital!"