burberry hats and burberry socks,
earrings made of cheap fake gold,
fag butts that they always hold,
they wear them stupid sports clothes too,
while they're 'bezzin' with their 'crew'
around the town, just hanging out,
they all swear and scream and shout,
they have a language called townie speak,
drink white shite and get fucked all week,
they're hair so full of hairspray it makes me gag,
"'ere you mate, giv' us a fag
fookin' this and fookin' that,
don't you 'dis' me burberry hat
'scuze me mate I fucked ya mam,
gi' us sum pennies to buy some scran
meeeh! you fuckin' bastard boggers
di' you like me adi' joggers?
shut yer mouth or i'll shut it for yer
i don't need no court-room lawyer
going to prison is like fuckin' hardcore
waitin' in the dole line is such a bore
in me jail cell tha time don't pass
('ere jus' don' tell anyone I got fuck'd in the ass)!
me mums a slag an mi sis' a hoe
u take ta piss... but boferd? NO!
thats why i'm retarded and can hardly speak
but i'm tha best an' you're a 'freak' (mmmeeeeeeh!!!)
well minted is the town cross,
we can go down 'market and just doss,
i like me ashlands and ta council estate"
its those bastard charvers that I really hate!
The male wears nike or adidas trackies with rockports or 'expensive' trainers and the essential hooded jumper. You will also see these losers wearing blue and white stripey jumpers, causing them to resemble a mint humbug holding its breath. They are incapable of walking down to the end of the street without saying to at least 3 girls, 'ere yar yo, d'you give 'ead?';
The female counterpart wears layers of foundation you could only remove with an industrial sanding machine, or maybe just with a chisel. They also tend to wear ridiculous 'gold' (gold plated) earrings. Hair is slicked back with copious amounts of gel and hairspray, and usually has bright bimbo blonde highlights in it. about 8/10 of this genre get pregnant by the age of 16, and apparently because 'The condom split' rather than i was paralytic with alcohol and couldnt be arsed to get a johnny out, or i couldnt afford them anyway. They walk around in tiny skirts and skin tight tops, with enough flab and fat hanging out to fry your bacon and eggs on for the rest of your life.
Scallys tend to smoke cheap fags like sovereign. They also corner other smokers you are minding their own business and pester them for cigs if the have to money (which is usually the case) if the person refuses, they get 'banged out', but this usually fails, because the scallys have deluded themselves that because there are a couple more of them than the other party involved, they will automatically win. wrong. They never start on people unless they are with at least 3 other people, because they know theyr gonna get battered.
The younger generation (11-16) hang out on street corners, bus stops and bus stations, and on coucil estates. Fair enough, they aren't all poor and living off benefits alone but u wonder sometimes with their aura of cheapness and 'life is well'ard for me at the moment' attitude.
The older generations grace their 'local' with their rowdy and violent mates, whilst drinking wife beating juice and generally bellowing abusive language to the other customers. They can also be found in a dance, RnB or drum n bass club, where they dance like their having a seizure.
They walk around with the caps of their baseball caps sticking vertically up, with the squinting expressing of someone whose sucking on a very very very concentrated lemon.
They think theyr cool because they steal other people's stuff, eg. phones and wallets, and consider themselves above such laws as underage driving, joy riding, drink driving, and speeding (in their Novas). If scallies read this, please realise how fucking ridiculous you are and how the rest of the population just takes the piss out of you. Dont think you're good, because you're not.
'ere yar yo'
'Dyou give 'ead?'
'Wot you lookin a'?'
'Go shop forr meh?'
'errr look at 'er..mingah!'
'I'll stamp on yer'ead you fucking dick'
'Gimme your phone!'
generally used as many swear words as possible. Barely ressembles english language.
Has ego almost as big as the pair of socks they are wearing, which stretch over their jogging bottoms. Maybe an ingenius attempt to keep rain out of the ports / nikes.
Stripy jumper indicates scally leader / complete wanker.
See townie, sub-class, dickhead
The attitude is definitely "i take no shit". Their favourite music ranges across r'n'b, garage and cheap drum'n'bass. Those creatures spend their day hanging around street corners, amusement arcades and local chip shops, often holding cans of Tennents Super, whilst they give out fashion tips to any other person who does not resemble their own look. They also tend to be attracted by Fun fairs like moths to a flame. Scallies overwhelmingly produce kids by the age of 15/16 and the single-mum rate amongst them can reach an alarming 95% peak. Older scallies/kevs might also sport a love/hate tattoo on their knuckles.
Holiday places: Blackpool, Ibiza, Tenerife, Faliraki.
"You're staring at me pint and you spilt me bird..." (drunken scally/kev).
"Look at those kevs hanging around the mobile phone shop"
Usually teenaged or younger, seen around town centres wearing cheap and dirty tracksuit (adidas, nike, lacoste) clothing. Often in large groups in which the social hierarchy is based on how hard they come across.
Anti-social youth who predominantly wears fake Burbury hats or baseball caps, stripey tops, shell suit bottoms (tucked into their socks) and brown Rockport shoes. Usually smokers, they find strength in numbers but as individuals are soft as steamy pig-shite. They shave their heads and often form 'Scooter patrols' when they are old enough to forge a license and steal a scooter.
Their main haunts are council estates, off-licences and public parks.
They walk like they own the place but have in fact probably stolen it.
See also chav, townie, twat, Knob-Head
"Here comes a Scally, let's kick the sore shit out of him."