the lesser spotted scouser duck-- ahhhh look luk luk luk carrrrr stereo carrrrr stereo!!!
MC FINCHY,CLUBLAND,CASCADA etc etc. A "chav" can be of any social class but mainly the working classes are "chavs" due to "chavish" clothes being cheap to buy ideal for a working class mother another reason for "chavs" mainly being of a working class background is because of a big drug culture surrounding the lifestyle of a working class tennager. THIS A REPLY TO SCALLY HATER FOR STEREOTYPING ALL "CHAVS" OR "SCALLYS" TO BE WORKING CLASS OR FROM LIVERPOOL
Male Scally: age ranges from 9 to about 30,when theyve spent all the money they manage to scrub off the floor on weed, or possibly cheap solvents. Slap head, flat peaked baseball cap stuck to the back of the head.BLurbbery Scarf. Henri Lloyd, Lascoste, Fred Perry or some cheap sports make top, with shitty joggers tucked in to multi coloured socks with a pair of offensive (fake) nike shox. Lovely greasy skin, maybe acne, due to the endless days stood in, or outside of McDonalds, or because their single mothers cant afford running water for them to wash in their cardboard boxes.A hell of a lot of plastic gold jewelry, they all want to be black, listen 2 shite music R'n'B, Rap hip-hop etc. Get wasted every night because its so cool.
Female Scally: as with the male species age ranges from 9, but women dont grow out of scalliness until around 40.Laid by their 14th birthday, kids before their 15th. Similar dress to the male also, but occasionally skirts are worn with diamond patterened tights, mainly from a £1 shop. Crappy flat boots, pink suede probably. Short denim skirts riding up their fat saggy arses, with large white flabby bellys hanging over the top. Furry anoraks are popular. Hair must be scraped back in a high bunch, with 3 cans of hairspray to secure. A bottle of orange foundation, so their face resembles that of and umpa lumpa. Not to mention the36 plastic necklaces they have to wear, they have their ears peirced aroun 40 times per ear, with of course, plastic gold earrings that commonly touch their shoulders. Whoever came up with this idea was probably a gypsy and should be shot.
Both always smoking, as it is so cool.
Have no ability to speak standard english and use phrases like "ur mum" under immense confrontational pressure.only start a fight if they have 50 other scalls behind them.never actually end up hitting anyone, because when they get a quick retaliation such as "fuck off donkey dick" they end up shittind themsleves and coming out with ".......ur mum?"
For any further information on this wonderful underclass, please visit Glossop, Denton, Gorton or www.scallycentral.com if you don't live nearby.
ere dont look at me i'll knock u out (whilst on their own.. walking away whilst saying it)
ee arr yo = excuse me old chap
wick-id = smashing!
scran = process of obtaining/eating food substances
raas! = indubidly old bean!