In this i will be identifying the neo scene kid.
Guys: think scene but so much more gay
Almost always V-necks and they have to be tight. Tight jeans and or jean cut offs with moccasins. hair can be alike the old scene but also have a piece of hair sticking in the back referred to as a "scene spike" they all think they are "br00t4l" or "chill"
Girls: Not as much obvious...They wear a wide variety but mostly preppy clothes such as Tank tops, solid bright colored shirts, and now bright baseball shirts.
For pants it can be tight jeans, short-shorts, skirt with leggings. Some are more flamboyant and bright than others.
In all entirety they have no fucking clue that they are scene and are offended when you call them that. Most grow out of it and develop their own style but alot of them are positive that they are cool and are unique.
They all think that The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon are extremely good and talented.
and you get the picture
Scene Fag:"I'm so br00t4l d00d i went to that TDWP show and they played HTML rulz d00d!!!!!!"
Scene Kid Friend:"dude i was in the pit and it hurt so bad when i got hit so hard that i cried and left"
Scene Faggot:"It's ok d00d u still g0t l0w in th pit"
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
me; "Emo equals emotive hardcore; genre of music. Do not stick false labels up on me or I shall be forced to eat your children. I wear what I like and listen to what I like. Please learn to speak English and go tan some where else."
"Damn all scene kids look alike."
Often back-comb their hair to unreasonable size and wear multicoloured bows/clips in it.
Random hair colours is also common.
They adopt random add-on names. for example
Sofia-Horror. or Sam Joyce.
person 2: DAAYYYUUUMMM GIRL NEEDS TO GET A BRUSH TO THAT THANG!
person 3: OHMYGOSH ITS SAM JOYCE!
person 4: stupid twat. wanna be scene kid