"I wanted to have sex with him, but didn't because I worried he'd be grossed out by the Scott Baio."
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"
2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.
"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."
" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"
Scott Baio was the star of Joanie Loves Chachi. Chach is a common term for cocaine in many places.
Using this term makes it easier to talk about cocaine in public places ie. work or school
"Yeah, I was hanging out with Scott Baio until 5 in the morning"- Guy 2
"After Cathy and I hit the Sizzler buffet we came back to my place for some sex. While we were having sex I gave her a Scott Baio."
"I prefer the Scott Baio to the Tony Danza. I guess I've just always liked Scott's work better. That said, I'm still a sucker for the Danza."
"While I was morphing your mom last night I slipped in a Tony Danza. She was so drunk she fell for a Baio too. Stupid bitch."
2. Who we all think about in the shower, for those of us who bathe.
3. I think he may be the Prime Minister of Canadia, but I'm not sure about that.