A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known
to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after
1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life
to the turf.
Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth
looks like he must have broken
his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...
No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut
on the sideline and will be fine
after he takes another 4 series off.