Gabi- "Yea dad, me too. More than you will ever know." (Giggles) ;)
2) Girl1- "Sooo, who were you with last night?"
Girl2- "Oh, you know, I was with Selvey."
Girl1- "OMG! Please tell me all about it!"
Girl2- "Well lets just say he really and I mean REALLY knows how to please a woman."
Girl1- "I am so jealous right now!"
Girl2- "Yea you should be."
A Selvey is certainly not a team player.
A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.
A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.
A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.
A Selvey shall die alone.
Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"