You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only
for the receiving party
to let rip and spray shit
all over the giver.
The giver is then
so disgusted by the taste of shit
that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring
that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.
Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with
Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw
up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook
in a Sheffield SickPie.