Guy: (standing outside Shelby's room)
Shelby: Singing, lalalala
Guy: (open's door) Holy crap you are amazing!
Shelby: No I don't. (In Denial)
Guy: How has your day been so fa...
Shelby (Runs and jumps off random surface) PARKOUR!
Guy: (Facepalm) I think I like you.
- A genuine bitch
- Immature and retarded.
- Often bi-curious or any other gender but straight.
- Is a party animal
- Got her cup size as a grade average. 36Ds
- Usually always wants all the attention.
Person 2 at party: Yah, what was her name dude?
Person 1: Shelby
Person 2: No way! I just made out with a Shelby!
Person 1: Must be 2 at this party brahh