stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call
him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good
at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat
him you should
let him have sex with your mother just
to get it out of the way. a funeral
for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women
he has seduced at the time.
random person: hi shift!
random person: *head explodes*