Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."
Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."
*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)
Well spank my ass and call me a shit noodle.
What the shit noodle.
Why are there so many shit noodles in my house.
It's your fault frank you know not to shit noodle in the sink.
Frank shit noodled on jimmy's face