Shitman is the alter ego of 47 year old Namtih Tnega, a village idiot that is often very angry at how unfair the world is towards him.
Jacob "I know a guy that can take care of that"
Lucas "Dude?! I dont wanna kill him"
Jacob "Naa bro, I got a Shitman on speed dial, your co-worker will be out of work with severe pink eye for atleast two weeks."