(Noun) - The item or culmination of items
scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items
can be located at a throne side
containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency
of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even
be unread mail or even
a cereal box.