A shock absorber
is a guy that you take
you to meet girls. The shock absorber
's primary job is to entertain
the ugly girls that are friends with
hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation
as you now have a cockblock-free
chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber
usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"